Best Quotes from the Show
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Pickles: [holding an uncooked lobster] Okay, hold on now. So you're telling me that you put these little guys in boiling water and they shriek and they turn red and they die?
Clerk: Yes sir.
Pickles: That is the most metal thing I've ever heard in my whole life. High five.

Nathan: We are here to make coffee metal! We will make everything metal, blacker than the blackest black… times infinity!

Two-Fingered Fan: In London, some dude chopped off my fingers and threw ‘em up on stage. Murderface rolled ‘em up and smoked ‘em! MURDERFACE!

Toki: I... have a confessions to makes. I can't read music.
Skwisgaar: Dude, Toki can't read music. Ha, it's a laugh.
Toki: Can you?
Skwisgaar: No. I have music dyk-slexia. You know that, I... don't wish to talk about it.

Skwisgaar: (referring to Toki's playing during a recording session) "just let me record it. Each take gets worse. He's slowly learning how to unplay the guitar.
Toki: I can hear that, the talkback mic is on.
Skwisgaar: Pickles, please let me know when the talkback mic is on, so 'Mr. Sensitives' don'ts goes to crysbaby's house for vacation.
Toki: I can stills hear you.
Skwisgaar: So what do you want, a 'Be Able to Hear Things' award?
Toki: Eh, not really, doesn't sound like a great award, to be honest.

Pickles: Name something that has nothing to do with guitar! Go, go!
Skwisgaar: Uh...um...eh...um...uh...uh...umm...uh....

Nathan: Maybe your teeth are falling out because you eat all that candy.
Toki: So what? Teeth grow back!
Nathan: Heh, no they don’t
Toki: Are you a dentist?
Nathan: No…
Toki: Then shut up!

Nathan: And now, the blackest present for the most brutal of all bass players..... NOTHING!!!

Skwisgaar: Are you telling me they’re out of dragons?
Man: They never had dragons
Skwisgaar: Who didn’t?
Man: The world.
Skwisgaar: Get this guy out of here! Finds me a dragon!

Toki: I Toki. I slips in and out of diabetic coma. Theys should make insulin flavoured candy. Whatever.... Candy: taste like chicken if chicken was a candy.

Pickles: Dude, Nathan, you're gonna kill me, but I totally forgot to press record. Uhh, but here's the good news: I'm sorry.

Toki: WOOOOWWW. What is dis Place?
Skwisgaar: This is, I believes, called Fooood Library...
Toki: Fooooood Liiibraaryyy...
Skwisgaar: Fooooood Liiibraaryyy...
Pickles: IT'S CALLED A GROCERY STORE!

Skwisgaar: What is aco-ostic? Oh, you mean a grandpa's guitars?

Pickles: BY THE POWER OF ALL THAT IS EVIL, I COMMAND YOU TO AWAKEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH! 

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